If you are taking the time to read my blog, please hear my plea: I want to live a ridiculously long, happy life. A thousand years seems like a good amount, with the option to extend should I desire more.

If it happens that the super-long lifetime is not on your menu, but if you offer afterlife services, I would like to sign up - so long as it is a happy afterlife and involves continued existence. Of course, I would prefer to live out my life in this world before going to the next, but if it doesn't work that way, I of course am OK with getting whisked away this moment. If you require some kind of compensation for the afterlife deal, I'm willing to bargain, so long as the compensation does not involve torment. Finally, if there are rules or requirements for afterlife entry, I would like to know them so that I can attempt to qualify. That said, I am more or less a good person to have around. I can provide references on request.

If on the other hand the afterlife holds only torment, please allow me to die of old age one day and leave me dead.

While you are reading, it bears mentioning that that there are many people in my current reality that are suffering greatly. Mainly it seems that they don't have adequate food and shelter, and in their quest for more, they fight each other. So infinite sources of either would probably help some - or for that matter if you could modify our bodies so as to be more or less invincible and not require such things. But I think most folks would prefer to still be able to eat, so if you do that it might be good to leave the digestive system intact for recreational purposes.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Tom